Below is a random selection of
some of Chris Geiger's award winning newspaper columns
I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE if you're reading this while eating your cornflakes, however I could just be about to save your life.
WE’VE ALL EXPERIENCED THE unusual atmosphere only found in a doctor’s waiting room. I normally play the ‘guess-what’s-wrong-with-people’ game when I'm waiting to be seen.
I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT a newspaper columnist should avoid certain subjects. Mention religion, politics or people with ginger hair and my mailbox fills faster than a ferry to the UK when volcanic ash is in the air.
THERE ARE ONLY THREE types of people I avoid sitting with, especially on long-haul flights.
VISITORS ARE BANNED FROM taking flowers into our hospitals. We’re told it reduces the chances of patients suffering a slow and painful death, should they contract the highly contagious ‘wilting petal’ disease.
BLIMEY, WHAT A YEAR it’s been already. I’m not talking about Goldman Sachs making a £291m investment in Facebook, or the fact that last week was the most popular week of the year to start an affair.
THE THOUGHT OF SPENDING the day watching cleaners at my local hospital, all in the name of research for this column, was as appealing as cleaning itself.
FIRSTLY I APOLOGISE TO those who think I've become too serious since winning my columnist award.
ACCORDING TO A RECENT newspaper article, 85 per cent of us think a family doctor is the most reliable member of society.
I THOUGHT I’D MADE a discovery as significant as the Swiss mathematician Leonhard Euler recently.
IMAGINE IF HOSPITAL STAFF were replaced by bank clerks or celebrities. Imagine arriving at Accident and Emergency with a limb missing, having just lost a fight with a combine harvester, to be told "Our computers are down, can you call back later".
I WAS TRAVELLING BY train to London recently, visiting a hospital that had agreed to allow me to observe a procedure that would bring tears to any man’s eyes.
Chris won the prestigious ‘Columnist of the Year’ award, beating paid professional journalists, for his light-hearted and informative newspaper columns, publicising the disease and cancer issues.
Other projects to inspire cancer patients, include writing a newspaper feature on World Cancer Day, in which Chris received a Guinness World Record for ‘Most Published Newspaper Article’.
Chris regularly appears on radio panels, discussing his own battle with cancer. He is often invited to talk at regional support groups, sharing his experiences in his unique, humorous and inspiring manner!
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